Chapter 277 |
Bai Liu calmly replied: “You are wrong, I didn’t turn red, it was the reflection of light.”
Spades: “?”
But it looks quite red, even under the ears, all the way to the collarbone…
He couldn’t see it much further down, maybe because it wasn’t too red down there.
Noticing that Spades wanted to get closer and look down at his body, Bai Liu immediately covered Spade’s eyes and reprimanded him coldly with a breathy voice: “Don’t look at me, pay attention to the plot.”
But paying attention to the plot, the plot is now…
After noticing that Spades was listening intently to the two men, Bai Liu felt that he had made the wrong proposal.
The folk customs of sex are different in different places. This may be because Guy and Alex come from a relatively liberal area. Their style in bed is extremely unrestrained and they can say anything when they are in love.
That includes some name calling for when they’re in bed.
Bai Liu: “…”
Bai Liu tried to calm down: “No need, it has nothing to do with you.”
“Oh.” Spades asked again, “Where is the G-spot…”
Bai Liu spoke quickly: “You don’t need to know where the g-spot is, this thing has nothing to do with you and me, the main mission, or these two NPCs!”
At this time, Guy on the bed let out another long cry of relief: “——You’re going to stab me to death, Alex.”
Spades retorted to Bai Liu in an extremely upright and condemning tone: “-Listen, he is going to be stabbed to death. I think after this npc is alienated and turned into a monster, this g-spot is likely to be his weakness. We also need to learn to poke the g-spot…”
Bai Liu covered Spades’ eyes with one hand and then covered Spades’ lips with the other, and interrupted his words sternly: “-Shut up!”
But Spades has now entered an inexplicable state of inquiry. He feels that this thing is related to the main plot, and he must know why.
So Spades pulled off Bai Liu’s hands that were covering his eyes and lips. He was about to continue asking righteously, but when he saw Bai Liu’s appearance, Spades was startled.
Spades was confused: “You are even redder than before, Bai Liu.”
Bai Liu: “…”
Spade noticed that Bai Liu was looking at him with an openly murderous intent, and the gun in his hand was aimed at Spades’ heart, so Spades intuitively changed the topic to one that he felt was safer.
“What exactly is the G-spot?” Spades felt that he was discussing business, so his expression was very open and serious, and he looked directly at Bai Liu without any hesitation, “What weapon did Alex use to poke Guy’s G-spot? a gun?”
Bai Liu: “…”
In a sense, Spades is right…
Bai Liu slowly exhaled a long breath, and he realized that he could not easily overcome this topic today.
Spades is sometimes just as curious as Xie Ta when he was a child. When he gets serious, he has to know.
“The G-spot is a human anatomical structure.” Bai Liu calmly put on an academic attitude to fool Spades, “Generally speaking, every man has it, it is not special, so it is unlikely to be a weakness of these two NPCs.”
Spades’ tone was still confused: “Is that so? But I have learned about the structure of the human body. Why didn’t I know that men have this kind of thing?”
The human body structure class was taught by The Judge to Spades, using the People’s Education Press’ health textbook for primary and secondary school students. The main focus of the class was on where the weak points of the human body are, which can be used to neutralize the opponent’s attack power.
Although The Judge briefly gave Spades some brief knowledge about sexuality in this class, it only extended to heterosexuals, that is, [a man and a woman have a baby after sleeping in bed for one night]. ——The g-spot is a superfluous knowledge point for Spades.
So Spades asked Bai Liu: “Where is your g-spot?”
Bai Liu subconsciously retorted without thinking: “I don’t have a g-spot.”
Spades spoke reproachfully: “You just said that all men have it.”
Before Bai Liu could answer, Spades looked at Bai Liu with a sudden realization: “——Are you a woman?”
“That’s not right…” Spades’ eyes moved down to Bai Liu’s chest, his tone was serious, “I just touched your body, you don’t have female secondary sexual characteristics.”
Bai Liu: “…”
Bai Liu took a deep breath: “I don’t have a g-spot, but I am indeed a male.”
Spades nodded, and concluded as if everything was understood: “I have learned about this situation in the textbook. The sexual characteristics of men and women are not obvious, so you’re intersex….”
Bai Liu couldn’t bear it and said: “Shut up!”
Spades looked behind Bai Liu hesitantly: “Behind you…”
Bai Liu calmly stopped: “I don’t have a g-spot back there, so shut up.”
“Hey.” Guy’s soft and teasing voice came from behind Bai Liu, “It seems that we have disturbed your discussion?”
Bai Liu remained still for about a minute before slowly turning his head.
Guy was half-kneeling on the ground in disheveled clothes, looking at Bai Liu under the bed with a smile, and stretched out his hand to him: “——Have you decided to come out now, or do you want to discuss it like this for a while?”
Bai Liu: “…”
Behind him, Spades explained innocently: “What I wanted to say is that there is someone behind you.”
Bai Liu slowly exhaled a deep breath, reached out to grab Guy’s hand, and was pulled out from under the bed by him.
Alex, who was cleaning up his body and the mess on the bed next to him, glanced at the two of them unkindly, at Bai Liu’s clothes, and gave Guy a look.
“Relax Alex.” Guy was still smiling. He leaned against the bed, his collar still open, and there was a soft and lazy dampness in the corners of his eyes and eyebrows, which made him look very approachable. “Although they are not wearing the military uniforms of our camp, they should not be enemy troops.”
Guy glanced at Bai Liu teasingly: “Otherwise they would have shot you when you took off your pants and got on me instead of discussing our sex life under the bed.”
Bai Liu: “…”
How much of the conversation between him and Spades have they listened to…
Alex’s face turned red instantly, and he interrupted loudly: “Guy——!!”
Guy found it funny and raised his hands in surrender: “Okay, I was wrong.”
Spades, who emerged from under the bed, stood obediently next to Bai Liu. After noticing Alex’s blush, he leaned down and said in Bai Liu’s ear in a slightly novel tone: “Bai Liu, this guy turns red just like you.”
Bai Liu: “…”
Guy had stayed in the army for a few more years than Alex. As an experienced veteran, he had his own judgment on this situation, so he looked at Bai Liu and Spades with a smile: “Did you young men sneak over from the town to see what it was like to fight in a war?”
A few dozen kilometers away from the border is a border town where the army base camp is stationed. This border town is very remote and has an underdeveloped economy. The sudden arrival of the army has brought a lot of popularity to this remote town and boosted its consumption indicators for a series of entertainment facilities such as cigarette shops, pubs, brothels, and hotels.
These soldiers, who are usually precarious on the battlefield, spend the money to bring themselves happiness as soon as they get their military pay – such as Tom in the tent next to them.
In the eyes of the original residents of this small town, these soldiers, including some well-dressed officers, were equivalent to nobles – walking around in the smoke of gunpowder, lavishly using the best tobacco and alcohol, and sleeping with the prettiest girls in town.
This is undoubtedly the best recruitment advertisement ever.
Many young people in the small town began to yearn to join the army, and began to sneak to the front line to inquire about the situation.
This was not the first time that Guy met such young people. He looked at Bai Liu and Spades with a look of helpless compassion: “So now that you know what war is like, how can you want to join?”
The moment Bai Liu opened his mouth, both his and Spades’ system interfaces popped up.
[System prompt: Congratulations to player Bai Liu for triggering the main plot mission – helping NPC Alex win the war.]
[System prompt: Congratulations to player Spades for triggering the main plot mission – helping NPC Alex win the war.]
Bai Liu glanced at Spades, and he answered Guy’s words with a smile: “Of course.”
Guy sighed helplessly: “I understand why you want to come, but you have a better way out – you are still so young, there is no need to gamble.”
He looked up at Bai Liu sincerely and persuaded him: “The reason why I joined the war is because there was no better way out – my parents’ family didn’t accept me -“
Guy smiled and pointed at his whole body: “Whether it’s sexual orientation, lack of ambition, or poor academic performance, they were a very privileged upper-class family, and I lived too freely, like a lower-class person, that they don’t even want to give me the family name and made it compulsory for me to join the army to work on myself.”
“They hoped that the war would baptize me and make me a real noble man.”
Alex sat silently next to Guy and held his hand. Guy reciprocated, still with a smile on his face, not forced: “——But obviously I have a different definition of a man to them.”
He winked at Bai Liu: “They think men shouldn’t have a g-spot, but I think it’s a very comfortable thing to have.”
Bai Liu: “…”
How much did you hear?!
Alex lowered his head and whispered a rebuke through clenched teeth: “Guy!!”
“When the war is over, they will give me a lot of money and I will live very well.”
Guy turned to look at Alex: “This is my lover, Alex. He was originally a medical student who wanted to continue his studies, but in the past two years, the admission requirements for researchers at high-end universities require senior medical personnel to write letters of recommendation. For example, a nobleman.”
“Alex’s family are commoners, so he couldn’t get this letter of recommendation from a nobleman. But he has a noble pursuit of medicine, so he came to join the army.”
Guy turned to look at Bai Liu: “Because after joining the army, you can establish certain merits as a soldier. As a reward, the government gives them the opportunity to enter any high-end university to continue their studies.”
“Look.” Guy looked at Bai Liu tenderly, “We all know why we are standing on the battlefield. We are not here for the war itself or those exaggerated recruitment advertisements. What about you?”
Bai Liu looked into Guy’s eyes: “We also know – we are here for the end of the war.”
“If the war doesn’t end, it will soon be pushed to the small town behind us.”
Bai Liu complied with Guy’s fantasy about them and Guy’s attitude towards war, and created a character that would be popular with this NPC – a young man from a small town who loves peace and his hometown, and has a high ideological level.
As expected, Guy had no resistance to this kind of personality. He stared blankly, looked at Bai Liu with a glimmer of water in his eyes, and whispered: “…You are right, you are a very good young man. “
Alex was wary of Bai Liu and the others. He sat next to Guy, holding a gun in his hand unkindly, but he respected Guy’s approach and waited quietly when Guy opened his mouth to persuade them.
But when Guy said to Bai Liu, “You are a very good young man,” Alex, who had been keeping quiet, glanced at Bai Liu sharply – not long after Guy said this to him, the two of them developed a partnership.
This sentence instantly doubled Alex’s vigilance towards Bai Liu. He raised his gun and said, “Guy thinks you are harmless, but I don’t.”
Guy pressed Alex’s gun down: “Hey, he’s a good lad, maybe we can be a little friendly.”
Alex was really pissed off when Guy stopped him. He loaded the bullet directly, stared straight at Bai Liu, and said in a low voice: “A good lad? There can only be one good lad in this tent.”
[System prompt: The main NPC in the plot mission has a jealous reaction towards the player Bai Liu, and his favorability is declining sharply. After falling below the red line, the player Bai Liu will automatically exit the main plot mission related to the NPC!]
Bai Liu: “…”
He was careless, the persona was overdone.
Alex pointed his gun between Bai Liu’s eyebrows: “You’d better tell the truth. What did you discuss under the bed?”
Bai Liu had already noticed Alex’s huge hostility towards him. Whatever he says now will be wrong and cause a decrease in his favorability. So Bai Liu gave Spades a look and asked him to answer the question.
Spades responded to Alex’s words with a straight face: “We were discussing the g-spot.”
“Bai Liu said he doesn’t have a g-spot, but I think he should have one. I’m imitating your process to find his g-spot, but he won’t tell me where it is. I hadn’t found his g-spot before I came out from under the bed.”
Bai Liu: “…”
Alex:”……”
Guy: “…”
Alex put down the gun with a flushed face. He scratched his head and looked at Bai Liu and Spades standing next to each other with shining eyes, as if they were seeing the same kind of people. He said incredulously: “……God, are you actually a couple too?!”
“You are here in this small tent just like us -” Guy drawled out ambiguously and pointed his fingers at them, “- To have an affair? You guys have a lot of nerve!”
“It seems that we disturbed you. You must’ve been here before us.”
Guy gave Bai Liu’s waist a meaningful sweep, “But it seems like you haven’t gotten to the point yet?”
[System prompt: Alex’s favorability has increased sharply, and player Bai Liu has been included in the main plot storyline again.]
[System prompt: Guy’s favorability has increased sharply.]
Bai Liu, who was about to argue, closed his mouth. He couldn’t help but move the gun in his hand, glanced at Spades lightly, and smiled like a spring breeze: “Well, yes, he and I are a couple.”
Spades, who felt a strong killing intent from Bai Liu, was confused: “?”
He got it wrong again, didn’t he?
EN2: this chapter gave me so much secondhand embarrassment I CANT WITH THEM LMAO
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