Chapter 281: [Learn Foreign Languages With Dirty Jokes] |
"Warning: This stream contains a lot of dirty jokes. Please be cautious while viewing."
With this thorough disclaimer out of the way,
I cleared my throat and introduced myself.
“’My words to you!’ Translator Girl Iroha here. As the stream title suggests, today we’re all going to learn foreign languages through dirty jokes!”
≫This sounds like it's going to be terribly educational
≫I can only foresee chaos www
≫Is this okay with Iroha-chan being a minor?
No matter what the plan was, the collab partner was my favorite.
And… there was no way I could refuse a collab invitation from my favorite!
The stream showed a whiteboard, a podium, and two VTubers.
When I gestured, she, affectionately known as “Bancho”, introduced herself in a mix of English and Japanese.
“Yo, fuckin' people! My name is—”
Bancho is a VTuber from the same agency as Ah-nee and Angu Ogu.
As you can tell from her English-mixed speech, she's from America.
However, she belongs to a Japanese agency.
When she debuted, there wasn’t an American agency yet.
“Okay. So, let’s get along today.”
“Of course↑, and by the way↑, Iroha-chan is so cute↑! My viewers are all saying so too↑!”
“Ah, thank you.”
“So↑, I think lolicon scumbags should be arrested right away↑.”
“Bancho!? Watch your language!?”
From the get-go, Bancho was throwing sharp lines.
I used to laugh hard when watching as a viewer, but standing on the same side, it’s nerve-wracking!
I hadn't had many chances to collab with her, except for large events.
So this is almost the first time we’re talking one-on-one… and she’s at full throttle from the start.
≫Hey, she’s a minor! Watch your words! www
≫Sorry, sorry, our Bancho is too much!!!!
≫A bit worried about Iroha-chan (U.S.)
“Shut up↑! I make my living like this↑! Even if the other person is the President, I treat them the same way↑!”
“Ahaha, everyone, don’t worry. Actually, I asked her to be [her usual self]. I mean, seeing our usual interactions live… it’s super exciting!”
≫She's happy about it lol (U.S.)
≫Oh right, Iroha-chan's here w
≫Bancho is extreme, but so is Iroha-chan
“Bancho~! I’m a huge fan~! Even in ‘Hakotsuku,’ I rely on your fully upgraded character~!”
Bancho appears in social games like Angog.
Recently, she was implemented as a new top-tier rarity character along with Ah-nee.
“Yo, yo, yo↑! You scumbags↑, this is our valued customer, bow down and lick her boots↑! Iroha-neki↑! Should I lick your feet? Just say the word↑!”
Bancho moved her avatar to Translation Girl Iroha’s feet and made a small bobbing motion.
“Wait, you don’t have to actually lick them!? And what’s Iroha-neki!?”
≫So much for treating everyone the same???
≫Contradiction within a minute lol
≫Treating everyone the same (except for money)
“Phew↑, it tasted good↑! I can taste the membership gift↑!”
“Stop it!? Please, just stop!”
“By the way, Iroha-neki, are you okay?”
“You’re sticking with that name. What do you mean, okay?”
“After that stream, wasn't your mother super angry↑?”
“Gyaaahhh! Don’t remind meeeee!”
The fear resurfaced, making me shiver.
That day was really tough.
Being a repeat offender, there was no leniency.
It was such a severe scolding that I could barely bring myself to talk about it.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”
“…Oh↑”
It was really painful.
Specifically, it was the first time I asked Angog to “pet my head until I stop crying.”
I needed someone to support me to maintain my sanity.
Actually, since that incident, I’ve been gradually relying on her more.
A kiss is still a high hurdle.
But someday…
“Haa~. My mother also found out I was slacking off on studying for social games. If I don’t score really well on the next test, my social games might be taken away.”
“That’s so hard↑… Alright↑! For Iroha-neki’s sake, I’ll help you out by teaching English with dirty jokes↑.”
≫What a natural segue (U.S.)
≫No need to learn English, Iroha-chan’s already fine www
≫Whiteboard: “Finally, it’s my turn”
“So↑, to let Iroha-neki’s viewers know about me↑, I’ll teach based on my introduction↑.”
The cursor moved like a pencil on the whiteboard material.
Bancho wrote [Self-Introduction] at the top of the whiteboard.
“First↑, what I [like] is this↑.”
≫“Shrimping”? What does that mean?
≫Hey!!!! (U.S.)
≫Huh? Is it “shrimp”? Or maybe “catching shrimp” since it looks like a gerund?
“No↑, it’s English slang for [sucking toes↑] in a sexual way↑.”
“Cough, cough!? Bancho-san!?”
I choked. She did it right away!?
Was her foot-licking a foreshadowing!?