Chapter 284: [Rainbow Super Chat] |
As soon as Bancho went to the bathroom, a flood of blue super chats poured in.
I had forgotten. Bancho is known as a super chat comedian.
"Wait, wait! Everyone, stop!? This isn't Bancho's channel, it's mine!?"
This super chat prank is commonly called [Flushing].
Blue super chats are likened to flowing water, symbolizing a toilet.
"Please, send those super chats on Bancho's channel!?"
But they didn't stop.
Mixed with the blue were occasional yellow and red chats.
These represent pee and bloody urine, but…
"Please, Bancho! Come back soon~!?"
Earlier, I was hoping she'd leave quickly, but now my feelings were in turmoil.
Luckily, Bancho is known for her speed, almost like a toilet RTA.
He'll be back soon. No, wait~!?
Oh right, this time she went for both big and small!?
"Everyone, stop!? It's pointless if Bancho isn't here to see it!?"
≫Indeed?
≫I see
≫Makes sense
"Ah, good. Seems like everyone understands."
If she can't see them, it means now's the time to send more!
≫¥10,000
≫¥5,000
≫¥2,000
≫¥1,000
≫¥500
≫¥200
≫¥100
"Are you kidding!? Wait, a rainbow super chat!?"
A perfect lineup of super chats from red to blue.
This is the pinnacle of super chat artistry.
By the way, it’s difficult to achieve this without interruptions from other comments, even under normal circumstances.
To increase the success rate, you'd need multiple devices to send them simultaneously… truly an entertainment only oil barons can afford.
"Bancho~! Help me~!?"
"I felt like Iroha was calling, so I came back quickly!"
≫So fast!?
≫Did you wash your hands properly?
≫Damn, she came back before I could send my chat
"Bancho! I'm so glad to see you!"
I was relieved to be saved from the super chat attack.
But Bancho immediately said,
"Man, it was like a charge rifle stream!"
"Cough, cough!? What a way to put it!?"
"And, I left my kids in the pool too~!"
"?!?!?!"
≫Wha!?
≫That's slang for taking a dump in English (U.S.)
≫↑ I was shocked, thought she had kids
"I'm sorry! Actually, you can leave again!"
With Bancho, it's chaos whether he's here or not!?
But she didn't stop there.
"Speaking of which~, I got a ‘Poseidon's Kiss' when I took a dump~"
≫Poseidon's Kiss?
≫Is that the bidet?
≫What a wonderful expression
"No↑, it's when the water splashes your butt after a dump."
"I'm done with this!? I give up!?"
At this point, it’s impressive!?
Infinite bathroom jokes kept coming!?
And they were incredibly open about these bathroom talks.
But maybe it’s not just Bancho.
"Americans don’t seem to have much shame about bathroom stuff, do they?"
"What are you saying? Everyone eats, sleeps, and goes to the bathroom, there's nothing to be ashamed of!"
"True."
That mindset is very logical and good.
In high school classes, everyone just says, "I'm going to the bathroom." without hesitation.
However, that might be because the breaks are too short.
But it's healthier than holding it in, like some kids do in Japan.
"When I use the ‘bathroom' in high school."
≫Did Iroha say she pees in the bath!?
≫↑Classic joke www
≫Restroom, not bathroom?
"Do you call a toilet without a bath a ‘bathroom'?"
"Oh, sorry. It's a habit. Even in high school, we call the school toilets ‘bath' or ‘bathroom' like at home. Also, remember who made that joke about peeing!"
≫Uh-oh
≫RIP www
≫Iroha, you've outgrown wetting the bed and pants!
"Does everyone think I'm a baby!?"
"Iroha, let's do an ‘Oshigama' stream together next time!"
"Absolutely not!? Back to the topic, American toilets are so open. The doors are so high up, you can see in. Even without peeking, you can see feet."
≫Ugh, that's awful
≫Makes you too nervous to go
≫For security, it's necessary. Over there, what's unseen is scarier than what's seen
"And there's no ‘Otohime'. They don’t feel embarrassed about the sound of peeing."
"Oh~, when I first heard it in Japan, I thought the Japanese took toilet obsession too far, adding a music room!"
Interesting how lacking the concept of noise embarrassment leads to such views.
That's quite amusing.
"There's no right or wrong about silencing sounds or not caring about them. But there's one thing I'd really like people to care about."
"What is it?"
"Please, stop putting toilet paper directly on the floor!"
"Ah~"
There are also toilets with locks to prevent crime, and you need to ask to borrow the key. But that's easily resolved by asking.
However, the toilet paper on the floor is a real pain.
"Well, that's enough toilet talk."
"Ah~, by the way, there's something I've always wondered~"
"What is it?"
"What do men do when they need to pee and they're hard~?"
"Pfft!"
I couldn't help but burst out laughing.
I didn't expect such a silly topic.
***
"I~, Iroha, am curious about your dick~"
"?!?!?!"
I was almost outed about my past life—.