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Threadbare by Andrew Seiple

Meet Threadbare. He is twelve inches tall, full of fluff, and really, really bad at being a hero.... Read more
Meet Threadbare. He is twelve inches tall, full of fluff, and really, really bad at being a hero. Magically animated and discarded by his maker as a failed experiment, he is saved by a little girl. But she’s got problems of her own, and he might not be able to help her.

Fortunately for the little golem, he’s quick to find allies, learn skills, gain levels, and survive horrible predicaments. Which is good, because his creator has a whole lot of enemies…

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Author Note: Advance chapters are now available on my Patreon, for those who wish to read ahead. Collapse
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    Vraken
    00
    This is great but I feel drained while reading the later chapters.
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    hillsidejohn
    10
    I thought this was finished
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    Just living my life
    50
    It's slow but it's “bearable
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    hungar
    60
    It's a solid 9/10

    Slow? Yes , very slow.(ch are pretty long tho so that's nice)
    I think this is the love child of mista author , everything is crafter in great detail , too much detail for almost everyone by later ch. Very few grammar mistakes , and barely any logic flaws and plot holes. Up until something 115~ish when they talked how/what/why the whole oblivion point , and dungeon logics , ( btw the dungeons are one of the worst and dumbest shit I've ever read , funny? yes ; shitty nonetheless ) because they , by author words and logic do/should not function , i won't go into detail because it's a bit complicated and too long to explain. Also it's always going full send , no brakes , always a bit of mistery and more dialogue speech then the entire forgotten Library Of Alexandria . My gripe with this aspect it's that , it's forced.. did it really take the bear 5 years to get off the f#cking sword?
    And because of that he has no time so take his time and actually grind some levels here and there , his luck is off the charts , since he has managed to do what no other being has in such a fast manner . Author has a story to tell and i don't think he cared whether anybody remained interested after the 50th ch.
    It's like your drunk grandma telling you a story , and you just want him to either stop or actually tell the story and stop focusing on other story's.

    Plot hole

    Logic flaw


    So much dialogue , far far too much , I'm not here to read your movie script , why the f#ck is there so much dialogue man , and it's just so boring to read , and the whole slurped speech of the various races was cute at first , but then i had to stop and re-read sentences because of the jarring f#cking orc speech .

    Idk what is up with RR and their author's , it's always like this , this basicly another take on the Randidly style of writing , great setup , amazing start , and then then they just go on and on and won't shut up , where is the defeat , the loss , the time to do some soul searching .. and if you want me to believe that nobody got the Guild Master class before , fook off , also the same way the dungeons and dumb as hell , the way you gain skills and classes is also dumb as hell , alright I'm done with this pile or beautifuly crafted and engineered yet ultimetly boring and dumb movie script.

    TLDR: Bear gain sentience , quest obtained! Find fmc and save her! ; Now save the kingdom!
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      YourFavoriteBastard
      11
      Honestly, the whole movie script thing shouldn't keep anybody from reading this, cause, whether there is too much dialogue, depends on your own attention span, and for me, I'm fine with reading all of it so honestly just give it a try. Also, the whole way different races talks adds to the world, I don't get why you hate it, just read slower. Also, the whole thing about no one getting the guild master class before is a mistake you made from reading too fast. Hungar read this ->
      I agree about the dungeons in dungeons thing tho and the fact that anise escaping the dungeon was glossed over.
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        hungar
        20
        The slurred speech.. it just puts me off , it makes me feel stupid.

        I personally like to "read in-between the lines , and not be told about everything.. this isn't a slice of life and so i didn't like when entire chapters were just dialogue which didn't really matter.
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    akilmilo
    90
    Well. That's good. Hope it won't decline as quickly as scarecrow.
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      Death panda
      Death panda
      20
      Scarecrow was great but the translation got boring I check in once in a while and read a few chapters but I might get a tumor if I keep straining my brain
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    Han Sen
    11
    Epic Cover
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    CatsAreOverrated
    180
    This bearly caught my attention. I stopped reading another novel because it was so unbearably teddyious, this novel isnt like that. If you are not convinced check Royal Roads comments, they are true...they...... have bearing.
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      Beluuga
      190
      evil *Dies of cringe* shocked3
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        CatsAreOverrated
        110
        It is beary cringe, but at the bear minimum I shall bear this burden
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          Beluuga
          12
          At least you used "bear" correctly once this time.
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            Death panda
            Death panda
            01
            Dude he was throwing puns left and right and you make a comment on spelling
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          CatsAreOverrated
          00
          I just realized after 2 weeks......... bearden.
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      Tian04
      20
      Teddyious 😂
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    Yeld
    20
    I will try this one, the synopsis remind me Annie in League of Legends.
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      Yeld
      10
      Well I don’t know if I finish this one. I have nothing to say for the writing and the story.

      It’s just not for me, it’s too slow for me and honestly if I can ask, if it’s possible to put just a number for each chapters because without bookmarks I’m lost x_x.

      I recommend this one.
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    Midas
    02
    Never read anything like this
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    best username
    270
    this seems... unique.
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