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Casual Heroing by _Fowl_

Casual Heroing
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A Slice-of-Life LitRPG that will make you laugh and, hopefully, warm your heart.

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A Slice-of-Life LitRPG that will make you laugh and, hopefully, warm your heart.

«I have never read anything like this so far, and it’s damn fu***** interesting» — Beta reader 1 (the excited one)

«It is very funny and it will climb the ranking fast» — Beta reader 2 (the one with few words)

«A good balance between satire and drama with a touch of action to keep the plot moving» — Beta reader 3 (the fair one)

Synopsis:

Why does everyone think that you have to become a hero if you get a supreme relic? TO HELL WITH THAT. I’m getting none of that adventuring bull. What do you say? Ranks? Tiers? Bronze, Silver, and Gold adventuring teams? Sure, keep it. It’s all yours.

I’ll be opening a lovely pastry shop and using Fireballs to cook creme brulée, for your information. And, oh, that’s so interesting, teleporting, you say? Yeah, sure, I’ll teleport a cup of coffee on my nightstand in the morning, thank-you-very-much!

Stop bothering me with your quests, legendary adventures, and all that nonsense! You either buy some pastry, or I’m going to report you to the watch for loitering!

So, do you want to know what I’m going to do in this fantasy world?

Well, I’m going to get a girlfriend, that’s what I’m going to do!

No Pizzas Were Harmed in the Making of This Novel. Collapse
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    Wenxy
    Wenxy
    0 ⋅ 2
    Sorry for my Bad english
    The author Is rewritging the storie and It seams likes Is mucho Better now so you should reater read that
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    Pled
    Pled
    4 ⋅ 1
    Quote: abishek narayanan
    yall i have an awesome idea. We need a novel where a super powerful mc reads stories of different worlds as a light novel.And when the plot pisses him off, he jumps to the novel and f#cks up the people and moves on to the next story.

    I hope someone sees this and gets inspired bond
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    Stomper621
    Stomper621
    7 ⋅ 0
    I'm only 22 chapters in, but I'm really annoyed already.

    - The MC started on a train and was too shy to talk to a girl he thought was cute, but then suddenly he is a Casanova and flirts with everything that even resembles a girl.
    - The winking is really annoying. Every other time the MC or anyone speaks, it ends with them winking. Like its just really f*cking annoying already.
    - MC has some stupid hatred of paperwork. He said it's because it's a waste of time and will completely refuse even looking at paper. It makes no sense at all, he said he would rather spend 3 days in jail than to spend 5 minutes looking at paperwork? It is completely pointless and only serves to make the MC seem "eccentric".

    All in all, i really like the concept, but the execution is just pissing me off because of how stupid and annoying it is.
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      Marlboro Red
      Marlboro Red
      4 ⋅ 0
      Authors trying to be funny but makes the mc a complete idiot instead
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    Madara
    Madara
    4 ⋅ 1
    I used to read this until after over 125 chapters where the author thinks it's okay for a woman, who by the way was treating the MC like crap before it happened, to forcefully use magic scrolls on him so he can't lie and spills his secrets. Completely turned to crap after that, he just brushed it off afterwards without even getting angry at her. Shite novel
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    Alex Zerone
    Alex Zerone
    8 ⋅ 2
    Why does everyone think that you have to become a hero if you get a supreme relic? TO HELL WITH THAT. I’m getting none of that adventuring bull. What do you say? Ranks? Tiers? Bronze, Silver, and Gold adventuring teams? Sure, keep it. It’s all yours.

    with a great power comes great responsibility sigh
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    Zareth
    Zareth
    1 ⋅ 1
    I can see why this novel gets such a low rating. The author loves to go off tangent and rant about random stuff that don't really have THAT much to do with the novel. These are chapters that I just skim through but it's an annoying thing that gets repeated often.
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    Mugeos
    Mugeos
    4 ⋅ 1
    Fak yu man, is the narrator insane or something?. Is the whole novel like this? A completely crazy dude shamelessly doing wierd things....
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    ManOfTheBeans
    ManOfTheBeans
    17 ⋅ 0
    No Pizzas Were Harmed in the Making of This Novel.


    Are you sure? *World hops into novel* *pours kiwi juice on pizza* *leaves*
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      Ninaaaaaa
      Ninaaaaaa
      16 ⋅ 1
      How dare you do such blasphemy!? evil You're courting death!!! evil kiaa
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        WhatIsThisBehaviour
        WhatIsThisBehaviour
        0 ⋅ 0
        Inaaa… addiction cute pfp bro wiseacre takoo time
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      abishek narayanan
      abishek narayanan
      37 ⋅ 1
      yall i have an awesome idea. We need a novel where a super powerful mc reads stories of different worlds as a light novel.And when the plot pisses him off, he jumps to the novel and f#cks up the people and moves on to the next story.
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        Your maths teacher
        Your maths teacher
        13 ⋅ 0
        Sometimes I wish I could do that.
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        Yoriichi
        Yoriichi
        17 ⋅ 1
        Yo this is totally a great concept, if done right u could have made a masterpiece
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        ManOfTheBeans
        ManOfTheBeans
        4 ⋅ 0
        Praise the gods for letting my comment be the one to hold this phenomenal idea.
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        Kuro_Nox
        Kuro_Nox
        4 ⋅ 0
        I'd read the shit outta that.
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        VeryBored
        VeryBored
        1 ⋅ 0
        go ahead, write it
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          abishek narayanan
          abishek narayanan
          4 ⋅ 0
          naw, not much of a story writer. But i will sell this idea to any aspiring story writer while retaining 1 percent of its shares😎😎😎
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        Etymo
        Etymo
        0 ⋅ 0
        Too much work. The idea is nice but if you think about it, wouldn't this get repetitive and boring quickly if u don't attach thicker plots to it? Especially since the mc would be invincible, doing whatever he feels like doing. But of course, maybe... what if the main character is some sort of an overseer for those different worlds? So like the "author" sets the "intention" and if it deviates from the "intention" the main character will get pissed off and hop in to correct it. For example, the "author" meant for things to slowly evolve into a peace treaty and instead, the "main character" made it into an outright war. Then, our mc, as mad as he is, would hop in before it will start, and teach them through his fists.

        Well... idk. like I said, too much work. You need a big brain that I don't have.

        * whispers * (this idea. why is it so much similar to my novel except not? I won't say anything further. My writing skills are not meeting my standards right now and my skin isn't thick enough to withstand the embarrassment of recommending my own novel. Lmao. 30 )
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          abishek narayanan
          abishek narayanan
          0 ⋅ 0
          whats your novel name?
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            Etymo
            Etymo
            1 ⋅ 0
            Fellow Daoist, I will tell you now. I barely update so don't have high expectations or anything. ehh

            My novel's name is "Record of a Dream". I put it on royal road but I forgot if the submission got accepted.

            ahem, but if u ever write a novel, I would be more than willing to try it out. reader
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        Kuriosoth
        Kuriosoth
        0 ⋅ 0
        Sooo cheating men must die qt but male version? Goodluck
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      kiwi
      kiwi
      13 ⋅ 0
      Where did you get my body fluids?!?
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        ManOfTheBeans
        ManOfTheBeans
        8 ⋅ 0
        Holy sh*t it's the (wo)man, the myth, the legend themselves.


        Edit: And to answer your question, from the mosquitoes.
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