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The Dao of Magic by WeirdWhirl
Here I am, sitting on a mountain so far away from civilisation it might as well be the godforsaken... Read more
Here I am, sitting on a mountain so far away from civilisation it might as well be the godforsaken arse of the world, about to ascend. Can’t wait to leave this crapfest of a planet… Turns out that the higher ups decided that an unaffiliated rogue like me is too big of a risk to let run around free.
Seems like this entire cultivation world is a late stage capitalist money making machine for the powers that be in the higher realms, and me stealing the good loot in front of their descendants and sect disciples noses finally pissed them off enough to take action.
First, they sent all the sect masters and hidden dao protectors to off me — which failed, obviously. Heh, afterwards they simply bitch slapped me out of their universe though.
That is interesting and all, but I just woke up in a valley watching some critters murder each other while trying not to freak out about how bad it smells here.
Soo… where the fuck am I? Why is that deer fighting a feathery squirrel? Why am I teaching this baby rabbit saved from a cannibalistic mother how to kick beings in the face with the power of qi? Collapse
Seems like this entire cultivation world is a late stage capitalist money making machine for the powers that be in the higher realms, and me stealing the good loot in front of their descendants and sect disciples noses finally pissed them off enough to take action.
First, they sent all the sect masters and hidden dao protectors to off me — which failed, obviously. Heh, afterwards they simply bitch slapped me out of their universe though.
That is interesting and all, but I just woke up in a valley watching some critters murder each other while trying not to freak out about how bad it smells here.
Soo… where the fuck am I? Why is that deer fighting a feathery squirrel? Why am I teaching this baby rabbit saved from a cannibalistic mother how to kick beings in the face with the power of qi? Collapse
- Status in COO: Hiatus
- Total written: 300+ chapters
- Available: 300 chapters
- Year of publishing: 2017
- Language: English
- Authors: WeirdWhirl
- Publishers: RoyalRoad
- Views: 11 746
- Total views: 57 657
- Comments: 7
- Total comments: 30
Last 25 chapters
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Chapter 300: Acting Natural (1) 2 years ago
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Chapter 299: Spectating 2 years ago
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Chapter 298: Bouts (2) 2 years ago
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Chapter 297: Bouts (1) 2 years ago
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Chapter 296: Frustrations 2 years ago
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Chapter 295: Advancing (5) 2 years ago
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Chapter 294: Advancing (4) 2 years ago
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Chapter 293: Advancing (3) 2 years ago
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Chapter 292: Advancing (2) 2 years ago
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Chapter 291: Advancing (1) 2 years ago
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Chapter 290: Turmoil (2) 2 years ago
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Chapter 289: Turmoil (1) 2 years ago
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Chapter 288: Factions (9) 2 years ago
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Chapter 287: Factions (8) 2 years ago
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Chapter 286: Factions (7) 2 years ago
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Chapter 285: Factions (6) 2 years ago
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Chapter 284: Factions (5) 2 years ago
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Chapter 283: Factions (4) 2 years ago
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Chapter 282: Factions (3) 2 years ago
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Chapter 281: Factions (2) 2 years ago
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Chapter 280: Factions (1) 2 years ago
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Chapter 279: Voyaging (4) 2 years ago
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Chapter 278: Voyaging (3) 2 years ago
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Chapter 277: Voyaging (2) 2 years ago
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Chapter 276: Voyaging (1) 2 years ago
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