Reincarnated as an AXE! by Geeze
After being shot dead in my face,
I’ve been reborn in a new place!
Where magic reigns and monsters roar!
I’ve never seen the like before!
It’s time to kiss the Earth goodbye,
Now that I'm in an Isekai!
That’s what’s up, for real, true facts.
Need more proof? I’m now an axe!
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How should I know, dude? Don’t ask me!
But since I’m here I’ll have some fun,
And make life great for everyone!
So, come on pal! The job`s not done!
(I’ll find you if you try to run…)
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There’s lots of nifty sights to see,
And new friends to accompany!
And loads of meat to cleave and chop,
as they scream and plead for me to stop!
But sadly, that I cannot do,
This axe was made for chopping you!
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I’ll wander `round and see the sights
And get into some awesome fights,
My rep will soar, I’ll drown in fame,
The common folks will scream my name!
“Quick, run away! Here comes the AXE!”
Hey, guys! It’s me!
Your best friend, Max!
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What to expect: Action, adventure, BLEAK humor, the answers to all of life's questions, and an Axe that wants to be your friend! Also, steady progression and such.
Also, a bad guy gradually learning how to be a better person. (It's going to take a while.)
Updated daily!
A Fall 2022 Writathon Participant!
CollapseLast 25 chapters
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Final update on that thingy. 1 year ago
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Update and stuffs 1 year ago
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Book 2: Chapter 5: The Dark Lord 1 year ago
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Book 2: Chapter 4: Do no harm. 1 year ago
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Book 2: Chapter 3: Maaaax is coming to geeeeeet yooooou! 1 year ago
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Book 2: Chapter 2: Who's afraid of the big bad what? 1 year ago
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Book 2: Chapter 1: You are what they ate. 1 year ago
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Prelude: Max meets Santa 1 year ago
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Book II: Prologue 1 year ago
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Announcement! Curse of the Stupid Fat Crow! 1 year ago
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Chapter 35: Not what you thought it was. 1 year ago
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Chapter 34: A hero gets his reward. 1 year ago
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Chapter 33: The Coffee is good... but the Fog Goblins are EVIL! 1 year ago
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Chapter 32: SURPRISE, SUCKERS! It’s the Fog Goblin Annihilation Holiday special: ALL FOG GOBLINS WILL DIE! 1 year ago
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Chapter Epilogue. Wait, no, EPIC-logue. Yeah, that sounds way better. 1 year ago
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Chapter 31: To the Lair of the FOG GOBLINS! 1 year ago
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Chapter 30: Be my Hogarth 1 year ago
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Chapter 29: Libby and Keith 1 year ago
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Chapter 28: Max and Libby. 1 year ago
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Chapter 27: Frenzy Part II. 1 year ago
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Chapter 26: Frenzy. 1 year ago
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Chapter 25: Garlic burns everyone if you eat too much of it. 1 year ago
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Chapter 24: She's really cool! 1 year ago
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Chapter 23: Tactical Espionage Action: Solid Fake. 1 year ago
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Chapter 22: Why are all the women in this world scary? 1 year ago
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